"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"

1. [one possible interpretation, yep]
2. [literally the main theme??]
3. [worst take you've seen in your life]

Not a fan of this

some one saw the zootopia 2 trailer

110% tax on all income over $200k

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

I haven’t seen any other comments mention this so I gotta point out here that there may be less variation for the “joy to the world” barney murder song because that one appeared in an early episode of the simpsons (the one where lisa gets a crush on nelson I think) so I suspect that solidified that one a lot more in people’s heads

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college

it’s so infuriating people try to make you feel so old once you hit 25. we are so young, there is so much to see & do. we’re going to grow & learn so much. feeling old for 3/4 of your life isn’t the way to do it